As any vegetable gardener knows, part of the fun of a harvest is when you find veggies in funky shapes. We’ve dug heart shaped potatoes and picked cucumbers that bear a strong resemblance to Richard Nixon. Recent tomato pickings have produced these fruits that almost demand a conversation. So here’s your challenge. Either come up with a caption that could be put under this photo, or a conversation that could be put in speech balloons above each fruit. In the last case, write it out as “Yellow Tomato: Red Tomato:” with which each is saying. The winner will get a $30 gift certificate to Johnny’s Seeds, purchased by me. I will also either put the winning caption under the photo or the dialog in the speech balloons and publish it here to announce the results. Have fun!